I Love My Hair

I have the best hair in the world. I never have wished it was anything but curly. People put down a lot of cash to have this kind of hair.

For some strange reason, I think my hair looks the best in the morning when it is all sticking up. I would never go out in public like this--looking like a troll doll and all. I guess I am just amazed at the height; and all I have to do is go to sleep and wake up. Voila! Instant troll-doll hair!

I have to share some recent pics.

I don't know why I'm making this face. I just woke up.






































This is me this morning. I'm going to the Keep Portland Weird Festival, so I am practicing.



















The pointy swirl on the top of my head reminds me of soft-serve ice cream.




















This picture came out all red. I left it like this because my eyes look humongous.