R.I.P. Jaws

Jaws, our pet piranha, went to sleep with the fishes this morning. He lived longer than any other pet fish in existence. Jaws enjoyed chasing fingers on the outside of his tank, hanging out with the cat, splashing in the water, strolls on the beach, being territorial, watching movies, making prank phone calls and swimming. When my husband and I got Jaws, he was barely an inch and a half tall and long. He grew to about half a foot, if not more. Jaws did not leave behind any fishy family members (because he ate them).